2011 Program and Calendar

2011 Program

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2011 Calendar

This years program is both for Darwin and Palmerston. With more than 100 activities over 10 weeks you can experience all of Darwin and Palmerston.
Print off your calendar and stick it on your fridge. Enjoy!

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The Importance of Walking

My grandpa started walking
five kilometres a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I took up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a kilo.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour Pub
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
 


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"Last year I lost 7 kilos through the Activate program. I met so many great people and Activate offered  so many choices I had the momentum to keep doing something every day - even Sundays.’
2011 Activate Champion Wayne Newton

 

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